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Evening Post, Volume CXXXII, Issue 83, 4 October 1941, Page 2

HA! HA! HA! HA! HAI ROARS OF APPROVAL FROM LAST NIGHT'S PACKED HOUSE. YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA HOW CRAZY A PROGRAMME CAN BE UNTIL YOU SEE THIS ONE. We reinsert this large advertisement tonight to make sure' that every Wellington person is fully advised that the Best Laugh Show ever presented is showing at the •^^jPARAMOUNT^^^^ COURTENAY PLACE. Dlr.: G. L. Johnston. Tel. 51-842. TWICE DAILY. 2 p.m. 7.45 p.m. HA! HA I HA I HA! HA: HA! WHAT YOU NEED MOST RIGHT HA! HA! NOW IS A DARNED GOOD HA! HA! LAUGH, SO LET YOUR HAIR HA! HA! DOWN—RELAX AND HA i HA! ROLL IN THE AISLES. HA! HA! HAI HA! HERE'S FUN THAT'S NEVER HA !HA I BEEN EQUALLED ! HA! HAI HAI HA! IT'S KKAiSi: WEEK. HA l HA! IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HA! HA! IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HAi HAI IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HA! HA! IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HAI HAI IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HA! HA! IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HA 1 HA ! IT'S KRAZY WEEK. HAI HAI HA 1 HA! And that means a Mirth Avalanche, HA I HA: a Tornado of Laughs, a Cataclysm HA 1 HA I of Glee—Call it what you like—But HAI HA! for Fun's Sake You Must See HA! HA! , HA! HAI HAI HA! THE CRAZIEST COMEDY HA! HAI FROM AMERICA. HA I HA 1 HA I HA! HA ' HA 1 CARY .GRANT HA! HA! CARY GRANT HA! HA! CARY GRANT HAI HAI CARY GRANT HA I HA I CARY GRANT HAI HA! CARY GRANT HA ' HA ! CARY GRANT HA I HA 1 CARY GRANT HA! HAI CARY GRANT HA! HA! HA IHA I In his "Awful Truth" Style. HA; HAI HA I HA 1 With— HA! HA! HA IHA ! MAY ROBSON HAI HAI HAI HAI CHARLIE RUGGLES HA! HAI HA! HA I- KATHERINE HEPBURN, HA IHA 1 Or -"Philadelphia Story" HAI HA! fame, HA! HA! WALTER CATLETT. HA I' HA t ■ IT'S A CASE OP LOVE, HONOUR, AND OH BABY. "BRINGING UF BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" "BRINGING UP BABY" And it's No Ordinary Baby, Make No Mistake About That I I HAI HA! HAI HA! They had to have a "baby" in a HA IHA 1 nurry—this timid Prof, and the HAI HA! dizzy society dame .. . Never mind HA 1 HA ! why I ... And the skeleton of the HA iHA i prehistoric monster was being reHA! HA ( searched ill the old barn, and the HA! HA ! leopard got loose, but he was tame, HA! HA i only another leopard that wasn't HA! HA I tame got loose, too, and they mlsHA I HA 1 took the spots, and the dog set the HA ! HA I searchers on the trail, so their bluff HA! HA I ivas called —and if this -sounds HA IHA 1 screwy, blame it on the script of HA IHA I one of the greatest comedy shows HA! HA ! ever produced by anybody .. . Read HA i HA I on. if you can stand it I HA IHA 1 For That's Not All—On the same HA iHA ! programme we have— HA! HA! THE CRAZIEST COMEDY FROM BRITAIN! HAI HA! HA! HAI No other than HA! HA! HA! HA! ARTHUR ASKEY. HA IHA ! ARTHUR ASKEY HA! HA! ARTHUR ASKEY HAI HAI ARTHUR ASKEY HA! HAI ARTHUR ASKEY HA! HAI ARTHUR ASKEY HAJ<HA! ARTHUR ASKEY HA ! HA ! ARTHUR ASKEY HA! HAI ARTHUR ASKEY HA I HA 1 HA! HA! In HA 1 HA 1 "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" - "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" "BAND WAGON" HAHA! HA! HAI With RICHARD (Stinker) HA! HAI MURDOCH, HA' HAI HA! HAI JACK HYLTON AND HIS BAND. HAi HA! HA! HAI (Both App. for Universal HA ! HA 1 Exhibition.) HAI HAI HA 1 HA! The Carpets will be especially HA! HA 1 padded for the benefit of those who HA ! HA ! roll in the aisles I HAI HA! HA ! HA ! : — HA! HA' WARNING TO THE GENERAL HAI HA! PUBLIC. HA! HA! HAI HA! Do not bo alarmed if you come Into HA 1 HA! contact with hysterical people HA! HA! around about town after 11 o'clock HA 1 HA ! Tonight—they may appear queer to HAI HAI you, but don't worry, they re an HA! HAi right—they've only been to KRAZY HA! HA! WEEK at the PARAMOUNT HA! HAI THEATRE. ii it! uwxG*ffis-s jau.KG, HA! HA! HA! HA! HA I fli 1 PRICES OF ADMISSION: HA! HA! Front Stalls. Back Stalls. D.C. & Lounge. is. is 6d. 2s 3d. NO EXTRA TO BOOK YOUR SEATS. ROXY THEATRE Dir.: G. L. Johnston. * Tel 40-618. SHOWING NOW. Continuous SHOWING NOW. from 11 a.m. A RIOT OF LAUGHS. . WILL HAY, CLAUDE HULBERT WILL HAY! CLAUDE HULBERT tn "THE GHOST OF ST. MICHAJBJ/S;; "THE GHOST OF ST. MICHAEL'S" "THE OPOST OF ST. MICHAEL'S" AND A SWING JAMBOREE 01? MUSIC, SONG. GIRLS. AND LAUGHTER. "LAS VEGAS NIGHTS" ;'LAS VEGAS NIGHTS" With TOMMY DORSEY AND HIS BAND RERT WHEELER, CONSTANCE MOORE. BETTY BREWER, LILLIAN CORNELL, RED DONAHUE AND HIS MULE "UNO" (Both Pictures Approved for Universal Exhibition.) PUBLIC NOTICES. SISTER MATTHEWS FUND. JAMES SMITH'S TEA ROOM. npHE Winning Number for the Cake was 719. Won hy Mrs. Crawford, Ngaio. THE MOTHERS OF NORTH MAKARA wish to Thank Messrs. Walter Cook and Son, R. Jervis, and C. Neilson. Special Thanks to Mr. O'Neil, No. 8 Grey Cabs, for Helping their Children through Flooded Area. N.Z.R. ROAD SERVICES. WKLLINGTON-NGAIO-KHANDALLAH TIME-TABLE ALTERATIONS. 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