A SOFT ANSWER
Observer, Volume 27, 27 November 1894, Page 33
A SOFT ANSWER
•'That umbrella you sold me is made of such poor miserable stuff that it won't last a month." " Yah. Ye always zells dot kind to intellectual men like you. You gets to thinking on great subjects, and pecomes zo absent-minded you lose it in dree veeks ; and den you haf de zatisfaction off knowing dat de man who vinds it vill get vet."