ODDS AND ENDS
New Zealand Tablet, Rōrahi XXXVII, Putanga 8, 25 Huitanguru 1909, Page 318
ODDS AND ENDS
Mr. Smith — ' You should never judge" a man by his clothes, my dear.' Mrs. . Smith — I never do. I always judge him by his wife's clothes.'
Excited Traveller — ' Porter, porter, can I catch the ' 3.30 for Kaiapoi?' Porter — ' Well, look 'ere, sir. Can ye run ? It's only been gone out o' the station about three minutes.'