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Mataura Ensign, Rōrahi 13, Putanga 947, 17 Kohitātea 1890, Page 8
Mamma,' said a four-year-old, reflectively, Did God make me ? ' 'Ye 3, Harvoy,' answered mamma, soberly j • Gl-od made you for mamma's little boy.' • Humph ! ' said Harrey, after a little, ' O-od did a pretty good job that time, didn't he?' Editor. — • That little item of yours yesterday reminded me strongly of some of Shakepeare's works.' Funny man (blushing)— ' Ah, thank you. It is kind of you to say so. In what respect may I enquire ?' Editor (mildly) — • In age, principally.' •; ' Lord Chatham said to John Wilkes that he was a cosmopolitan who was. able and willing to make himself at home in any oountry where claret was and sheriff's officers 1 were not,